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Mirror, Mirror On the Wall
 
By Aaron 11/1/2007

This week’s case is about a guy, who we will call “The chameleon.” The chameleon, because he mimics whomever he thinks has the strongest/most authoritative personality in the room. The team needs to keep his blood heated in a hot tub so it does not solidify, causing him to have this crazy skin texture/look like the Senator who dissolves into water in X-Men. The amazing plot device of the Chameleon helps give deep insight into each of the remaining characters. So, what does it say about the characters?

Peace Corps guy – Brennan (Andy Comeau) realizes that he is really bored at Princeton Plainsboro – and he longs for the overseas altruism he preformed in the Peace Corps. He immediately tells House he wants to resign but House refuses.

The bitch – Amber (Anne Dudek) has the chameleon tell her that she always feels she has to be right all the time because she thinks no one likes her. This sobering prospect silences her for the first time in the series.

Meanwhile the plastic surgeon – Taub (Peter Jacobson) has some guy talk with the chameleon who tries to convince Taub that Amber is hot. Taub protests that she is too much of a bitch – but the chameleon argues that command can be sexy. Taub finally realizes the chameleon is mimicking Taub! And Taub is married!

Kumar – Kutner (Kal Penn) is giving the chameleon a bath and talking about his treatment when the chameleon starts talking about taking risks, being a daredevil, loving pain. And Kutner tries to say he is not into that stuff, but does not protest that hard.

The Mormon – Cole (Edi Gathegi) is spared the deep inquisition while he is out trying to steal the chameleon’s car with Thirteen. But Thirteen returns and House insists she go in because he wants to know what the chameleon will say about her. In House’s eagerness to find out Thirteen’s path he goes into the room with her and the chameleon borrows House’s personality. After House leaves the chameleon senses that Thirteen is scared.

But you’re more interested in what the chameleon said about House. Apparently House wants on Thirteen – so do I, big deal. More importantly, what does this do to the chemistry between Thirteen and House? Does it give Thirteen the power over House?

As usual the whole show leaves you wondering who will get voted off and Kal Pen and Anne Dudek are fighting like cats and dogs. To add fuel to the fire Chase has the whole clinic betting on who will be next to go.

More substantively Foreman is back and House is pissed as hell at Cuddy and Cuddy refuses to back down. All the team does is complain that there is one less spot for them to fill. Meanwhile Foreman struggles with whether he truly wants to be back at Princeton Plainsboro. They seem to be setting the course for the acceptance of NONE of the new cast members who seem to be killing time until the old team comes back.


   

Bob’s October Movie Preview

By Bob 10/2/2008

Now that we have gotten through the sludge of September movies, it’s time for some Oscar contenders, and movies that think they’re good but not. Halloween is also this month so there is bound to be a lot of random horror movies going on and of course a Saw film to soak in. Whatever happens though, I’m gonna guess that at least one of the following gets some nods come Oscar time. With that, my October Movie Preview:

Cops, Robbers, and Blah

10) Pride and Glory: October 24th

From the director of Miracle comes one of the most clichéd trailers of ALL TIME. Edward Norton as A COP. Colin Farrell as HIMSELF. What more could we want from a movie? I don’t know, and I will likely never find out because this is not one flick I will be seeing.

9) Max Payne: October 17th

As I feverishly go through my mind trying to think of a video game adaptation that has actually been a good movie, I’m also reminded of all of the bad movies Marky Mark has made over the past ever (excluding The Departed and Boogie Nights of course). I would be shocked if there is anybody who is actually excited for this, as anybody who actually played the game has probably outgrown the genre.

8) Body of Lies: October 10th

Leonardo Dicaprio. Russell Crowe. Ridley Scott. Something about spies. The trailers really tell us nothing about this film except, “How am I supposed to run an operation when you’re running a side operation.” I don’t really know what that means, but Leo says it in the trailer. This film looks like another lame attempt by Ridley Scott and Russell Crowe to win Oscars. I’m not buying it.

7) Flash of Genius: October 3rd

Greg Kinnear stars as an man who invents the intermittent windshield wiper, and then has it stolen from him buy the major auto manufacturers. This just looks like a boring film that will get a lukewarm response. For some reason, however, it has been getting a huge level of marketing with television and even radio advertisements. I doubt people will buy it.

6) RocknRolla: October 10th

Guy Ritchie is back in the genre he knows best, and this appears to be an English gangster film much in the mold of Lock Stock and Snatch. We’ll see if he still has his stuff, but for now, I’ll just pop in my DVDs of the older films that I can trust, and look to be almost identical in plot to this one.

Movies that Intrigue Me

5) Changeling: October 24th

Angelina Jolie stars in this Clint Eastwood film about a woman whose son goes missing and is returned with something different. Any film that Eastwood directs (that’s not Flags of our Fathers of course) is worth checking out, and this looks to be no different. It got solid reviews with it premiered at Cannes, and Angelina Jolie is ready for a solid role.

4) W.: October 17th

A film that is certain to be the years most controversial, Oliver Stone directs this biopic about our current president. While I am sure Stone will exaggerate many of the details, there is no denying that he has put together an awesome cast including Josh Broling (as Bush), Elizibeth Banks (as First Lady Laura), James Cromwell (as his father H. W.), Richard Dreyfuss (as Cheney), Thadie Newton (as Condoleezza Rice) and others as the rest of his cabinet. Whatever happens in this film, it will certainly be interesting.

3) Synecdoche, New York: October 24th

A film that I have been awaiting since last year, this is Charlie Kauffman’s directorial debut. I have loved the films he has written (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Being John Malkovich, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, and Adaptation. ) and this should prove to be equally compelling. It stars Philip Seymour Hoffman as a playwright who attempts to put on a production in a warehouse that includes a scale model of New York. It will probably boggle our minds, but that is Kauffman, isn’t it?

2) Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist: October 3rd

Michael Cera and Kat Dennings star as the eponymous Nick and Norah who meet each other one night in New York and have adventures. Something about the trailer really brought this movie to my attention, probably the indie style that I love. Cera is always great, and Dennings was really cool in Charlie Bartlett, so I might make my way to a cinema this week to check it out.

1) Zach and Miri Make a Porno: October 31st

Seth Rogen and Elizibeth Banks star as two best friends who decide to make a porno together. This is Kevin Smith’s first film since Clerks 2, and I can only hope that it matches that film in hilarity. The only thing I don’t understand, is why are they releasing this film on Halloween? I guess there is probably a Saw film being released anyways.