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  The Buzz: 6/12/2008

I know I keep saying “I’m back” to the extent that it has no meaning besides drawing attention to my lack of discipline in maintaining any consistency in this daily column, but…The Buzz is back!

Movie buzz


The Happening (release June 13, 2008; click here for preview) – I didn’t even give M. Night the chance to disappoint me and I didn’t even see Lady in the Water. This movie is interesting because it looks like you really have no clue what is going on and no clue how to fight it.
So for a suspense thriller that bodes pretty well. And I give the movie a bunch of credit for not ruining itself in it’s trailer like Lady did. Then there is the fact that I’m a big fan of Zooey Deschanel and Mark Wahlberg is pretty good too. But since it is still an M. Night film, this could go either way – hopefully it’s good. (enjoy the standard/cliched M. Night movie poster to the left)

The Incredible Hulk (release June 13, 2008; click here for preview) – I am still not sure if I want to pay this movie. The first Hulk was one of the only movies I actually fell asleep in. It’s also hard to get me motivated to see a Hulk movie because his character just does not interest me that much. That being said, watching some of the trailers for the movie have piqued my interest (a word of caution here is that the trailers show large portions of the movie it seems). Considering that I am a big Edward Norton fan and have liked Liv Tyler for awhile, there’s a SMALL chance this movie might not suck.

Get Smart (release June 20, 2008; click here for preview) – Simply put this movie looks HYSTERICAL. Hopefully all the funny parts aren’t in the previews because those are REALLY FUNNY. I’m hoping that this could be one of the funniest “action” comedies in awhile. It looks like The Rock is actually well used here, Anne Hathaway looks really hot (she’s coming into her own here in a genre entirely different from Devil) and Steve Carrell is back to doing what he does best (after travesties like Evan and Dan). BUT, at the back of my head is the constant “remember I, Spy?” And that gives me pause, but hopefully the movie delivers. Hell, if its good I wouldn’t mind another one (Get Smarter maybe).


TV buzz

For me I have all the time in the world to watch TV while also seemingly having no time. That makes little sense but instead of
clearing things up I will say that I was looking forward to the new show "Scarlett.” Then I found out that that was just ingenious viral marketing (for computer monitors!) and that the “real” “Scarlett” TV show is nothing like it. So that was disappointing. But if THAT was a TV show, I would try to find time to watch it.

What do you think about…

Kobe’s Lakers down 2-1. I might be in the minority here but I have always been a fan of Phil Jackson. Not just because he is a bad-ass, but also because he led my Bulls to six championships and even when the Jerries drove him away, I still loved him. I also love Kobe. If I have to explain myself you probably can’t be convinced anyway. And despite the Celtics having the best record in the NBA (a stat that rarely means championship) I thought the Lakers would do pretty well. We shall see. It’d be nice to see Phil pass Red for Championship rings.

On the web

 Comic book wet dream – A couple of comic fans roundtable about what their favorite comic movie (drawn from classic material) would be. Some of the pairings are pretty clever and you can even learn some things about comics! Which is what most of you want. Right?

2 many sequels – If sequels to 20 year old franchises wasn’t enough to prove Hollywood loved them some sequels, this over-long list will. The remakes don’t make them go down any easier either.

True nostalgia – I wanted to write a whole article about this (looking back on True Romance) but I haven’t really had time and the article was written a long time ago. But if you didn’t read it now, you better read it now. You might even learn a little bit about the history of Sicily.

Um…really?

Scarlett Johanson STILL has an album? I know this story broke a hell of a long time ago
(remember my excuse above) but I would have thought by now that she would have realized her folly and quickly taken back her embarrassing flub. Perhaps not. Either way it was a good opportunity to put up a picture of her. Hell, maybe the album is pretty good.


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Bob’s October Movie Preview

By Bob 10/2/2008

Now that we have gotten through the sludge of September movies, it’s time for some Oscar contenders, and movies that think they’re good but not. Halloween is also this month so there is bound to be a lot of random horror movies going on and of course a Saw film to soak in. Whatever happens though, I’m gonna guess that at least one of the following gets some nods come Oscar time. With that, my October Movie Preview:

Cops, Robbers, and Blah

10) Pride and Glory: October 24th

From the director of Miracle comes one of the most clichéd trailers of ALL TIME. Edward Norton as A COP. Colin Farrell as HIMSELF. What more could we want from a movie? I don’t know, and I will likely never find out because this is not one flick I will be seeing.

9) Max Payne: October 17th

As I feverishly go through my mind trying to think of a video game adaptation that has actually been a good movie, I’m also reminded of all of the bad movies Marky Mark has made over the past ever (excluding The Departed and Boogie Nights of course). I would be shocked if there is anybody who is actually excited for this, as anybody who actually played the game has probably outgrown the genre.

8) Body of Lies: October 10th

Leonardo Dicaprio. Russell Crowe. Ridley Scott. Something about spies. The trailers really tell us nothing about this film except, “How am I supposed to run an operation when you’re running a side operation.” I don’t really know what that means, but Leo says it in the trailer. This film looks like another lame attempt by Ridley Scott and Russell Crowe to win Oscars. I’m not buying it.

7) Flash of Genius: October 3rd

Greg Kinnear stars as an man who invents the intermittent windshield wiper, and then has it stolen from him buy the major auto manufacturers. This just looks like a boring film that will get a lukewarm response. For some reason, however, it has been getting a huge level of marketing with television and even radio advertisements. I doubt people will buy it.

6) RocknRolla: October 10th

Guy Ritchie is back in the genre he knows best, and this appears to be an English gangster film much in the mold of Lock Stock and Snatch. We’ll see if he still has his stuff, but for now, I’ll just pop in my DVDs of the older films that I can trust, and look to be almost identical in plot to this one.

Movies that Intrigue Me

5) Changeling: October 24th

Angelina Jolie stars in this Clint Eastwood film about a woman whose son goes missing and is returned with something different. Any film that Eastwood directs (that’s not Flags of our Fathers of course) is worth checking out, and this looks to be no different. It got solid reviews with it premiered at Cannes, and Angelina Jolie is ready for a solid role.

4) W.: October 17th

A film that is certain to be the years most controversial, Oliver Stone directs this biopic about our current president. While I am sure Stone will exaggerate many of the details, there is no denying that he has put together an awesome cast including Josh Broling (as Bush), Elizibeth Banks (as First Lady Laura), James Cromwell (as his father H. W.), Richard Dreyfuss (as Cheney), Thadie Newton (as Condoleezza Rice) and others as the rest of his cabinet. Whatever happens in this film, it will certainly be interesting.

3) Synecdoche, New York: October 24th

A film that I have been awaiting since last year, this is Charlie Kauffman’s directorial debut. I have loved the films he has written (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Being John Malkovich, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, and Adaptation. ) and this should prove to be equally compelling. It stars Philip Seymour Hoffman as a playwright who attempts to put on a production in a warehouse that includes a scale model of New York. It will probably boggle our minds, but that is Kauffman, isn’t it?

2) Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist: October 3rd

Michael Cera and Kat Dennings star as the eponymous Nick and Norah who meet each other one night in New York and have adventures. Something about the trailer really brought this movie to my attention, probably the indie style that I love. Cera is always great, and Dennings was really cool in Charlie Bartlett, so I might make my way to a cinema this week to check it out.

1) Zach and Miri Make a Porno: October 31st

Seth Rogen and Elizibeth Banks star as two best friends who decide to make a porno together. This is Kevin Smith’s first film since Clerks 2, and I can only hope that it matches that film in hilarity. The only thing I don’t understand, is why are they releasing this film on Halloween? I guess there is probably a Saw film being released anyways.