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Whoa! Two in a row! (I know, I’m impressed too)

Movie buzz

88 minutes (release April 18, 2008; click here for preview) - Phone Booth meets 24 meets that one episode of Law and Order CI where the guy Goren studied under comes back into play to catch a serial killer. That doesn’t really ring a bell? The movie follows a psychiatrist played by Al Pacino whose recent testimony sent a man to death row. But now he is plagued by the media, the police, the FBI, and the man he sent down – all claiming HE is a killer and that the killer is innocent. To make matters worse he gets countdowns – from 88 minutes of when he will die from a computerized voice over the phone. Could be typical suspense thriller. Could be? Will be. But it has Pacino.

The Life Before Her Eyes (release April 18, 2008; click here for preview) - A good trailer makes LBEH look pretty good. And fronted by Evan Rachel Wood and Uma Thurman helps a lot. The movie follows the lives of their characters (at different points in the same life) as they deal with the fateful day when a school shooting shook their world. Intense themes of growing up and dealing with pain resonate – even in the preview. This movie could be very good – or very bad. But it comes at a good time I think, where we realize the importance of this movie without it being too soon.

Baby Mama (release April 25, 2008; click here for preview) - I thought this movie would be a lot better when I thought Tina Fey wrote and directed it. Instead, she just stars in it. However, this looks like one movie where Amy Poehler might be really funny, so it has potential. The movie follows a woman played by Fey who wants to be a mother but can’t conceive so she recruits Poehler to be a surrogate. Slapstick antics ensue when Poehler’s character is revealed to be an incompetent klutz.

Movie fuzz

Zombie Strippers (release April 18, 2008; click here for preview) - I cant decide what is more surprising – that there is actually a trailer for this, or that they managed to make it look as good as a slightly oversexed Resident Evil. Either way I cant quite figure out if this is one of those porns they’ve released in an R-cut because they spent so much money on the effects or what, but its gotta be a porn beneat the surface. Either way, there are strippers…and zombies in this. So it will probably be really entertaining.

TV buzz

Do people even watch TV anymore? Do I have to say more?

What do you think about…

Austin Powers 4? Generally? I don’t know. I didn’t really like Goldmember that much and I wanted to see Myers do some good stuff. Instead he has done nothing. Literally. Can you name the last live action movie he was in? Either way, the movie will take me back to my youth when I was obsessed with the second movie. Can Myers make Austin funny again? We’ll see. On a more specific note there are reports that Gisele Bunchen will play the love interest. Yawn. Get someone who is hot AND can act. Or at least pretends like they know how. Like Beckinsale. Or, I don’t know. A non-model?

On the web

So I have two articles this week from den-of-geek – which is a SWEET site – and lives up to its name. It has all of the stuff I wish I had thought to write about. Definitely check out their site.

James Bond themes - I liked that they had the balls to put On Her Majesty’s Secret Service high up there considering its an instrumental, but it is THAT good. And while this article shows music depth that I do not pretend to have, it does bash a bunch of songs I really like (well, considering I like ALL of the themes minus Madonna and Thunderball, that’s easy). But The Living Daylights wasn’t THAT bad – I kind of liked it. And get your eighties on! Where’s Duran Duran on this list?

Traitor! - Their next article is tangentially connected considering it reference a James Bond traitor. Either way this is a pretty good top ten list. Some of the ones here I would not have remembered.

“Bromantic” comedies - I thought this was pretty funny. When you think about it though, its not THAT hard to believe. My main beef with the article is that it talks more about how much money the movie made than anything else.  And that so many of the movies on the list get such a low rating on their scale you have to wonder why the movies are even there.

Um…really???

The art of Star Wars? Actually. I kind of like it. Go to the link.

Who am I?

Six degrees, roller skates, Jack the Ripper, RFK. What (who) does that mean?
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Last Buzz’s answer was Rose Byrne.

-- Written by Aaron --

   

Bob’s October Movie Preview

By Bob 10/2/2008

Now that we have gotten through the sludge of September movies, it’s time for some Oscar contenders, and movies that think they’re good but not. Halloween is also this month so there is bound to be a lot of random horror movies going on and of course a Saw film to soak in. Whatever happens though, I’m gonna guess that at least one of the following gets some nods come Oscar time. With that, my October Movie Preview:

Cops, Robbers, and Blah

10) Pride and Glory: October 24th

From the director of Miracle comes one of the most clichéd trailers of ALL TIME. Edward Norton as A COP. Colin Farrell as HIMSELF. What more could we want from a movie? I don’t know, and I will likely never find out because this is not one flick I will be seeing.

9) Max Payne: October 17th

As I feverishly go through my mind trying to think of a video game adaptation that has actually been a good movie, I’m also reminded of all of the bad movies Marky Mark has made over the past ever (excluding The Departed and Boogie Nights of course). I would be shocked if there is anybody who is actually excited for this, as anybody who actually played the game has probably outgrown the genre.

8) Body of Lies: October 10th

Leonardo Dicaprio. Russell Crowe. Ridley Scott. Something about spies. The trailers really tell us nothing about this film except, “How am I supposed to run an operation when you’re running a side operation.” I don’t really know what that means, but Leo says it in the trailer. This film looks like another lame attempt by Ridley Scott and Russell Crowe to win Oscars. I’m not buying it.

7) Flash of Genius: October 3rd

Greg Kinnear stars as an man who invents the intermittent windshield wiper, and then has it stolen from him buy the major auto manufacturers. This just looks like a boring film that will get a lukewarm response. For some reason, however, it has been getting a huge level of marketing with television and even radio advertisements. I doubt people will buy it.

6) RocknRolla: October 10th

Guy Ritchie is back in the genre he knows best, and this appears to be an English gangster film much in the mold of Lock Stock and Snatch. We’ll see if he still has his stuff, but for now, I’ll just pop in my DVDs of the older films that I can trust, and look to be almost identical in plot to this one.

Movies that Intrigue Me

5) Changeling: October 24th

Angelina Jolie stars in this Clint Eastwood film about a woman whose son goes missing and is returned with something different. Any film that Eastwood directs (that’s not Flags of our Fathers of course) is worth checking out, and this looks to be no different. It got solid reviews with it premiered at Cannes, and Angelina Jolie is ready for a solid role.

4) W.: October 17th

A film that is certain to be the years most controversial, Oliver Stone directs this biopic about our current president. While I am sure Stone will exaggerate many of the details, there is no denying that he has put together an awesome cast including Josh Broling (as Bush), Elizibeth Banks (as First Lady Laura), James Cromwell (as his father H. W.), Richard Dreyfuss (as Cheney), Thadie Newton (as Condoleezza Rice) and others as the rest of his cabinet. Whatever happens in this film, it will certainly be interesting.

3) Synecdoche, New York: October 24th

A film that I have been awaiting since last year, this is Charlie Kauffman’s directorial debut. I have loved the films he has written (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Being John Malkovich, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, and Adaptation. ) and this should prove to be equally compelling. It stars Philip Seymour Hoffman as a playwright who attempts to put on a production in a warehouse that includes a scale model of New York. It will probably boggle our minds, but that is Kauffman, isn’t it?

2) Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist: October 3rd

Michael Cera and Kat Dennings star as the eponymous Nick and Norah who meet each other one night in New York and have adventures. Something about the trailer really brought this movie to my attention, probably the indie style that I love. Cera is always great, and Dennings was really cool in Charlie Bartlett, so I might make my way to a cinema this week to check it out.

1) Zach and Miri Make a Porno: October 31st

Seth Rogen and Elizibeth Banks star as two best friends who decide to make a porno together. This is Kevin Smith’s first film since Clerks 2, and I can only hope that it matches that film in hilarity. The only thing I don’t understand, is why are they releasing this film on Halloween? I guess there is probably a Saw film being released anyways.