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I am still shell shocked about Heath Ledger

 

Movie buzz

The Band’s Visit (release February 8, 2008: click here for preview) – This one is definitely one I want to see – about an Egyptian Police Officer Band plans on playing at the Arab Cultural Center in Israel and takes the wrong bus, ending up in a forgotten town in the Israeli desert. The movie looks like it will be kind of slow, but could pay off in the end as the preview shows it to have that same off-beat humor most great foreign films do.

Jumper (release February 14, 2008; click here for preview) – Can cool carry a whole movie? The concept of seamless teleportation is one of the coolest “mutant” abilities – remember how cool Nightcrawler was before he was kicked out of X3? But the effects and the actions are a fanboys dream – but after that, can an eclectic cast of Hayden Christensen, Samuel L. Jackson, Rachel Bilson, and Diane Lane keep it alive? The movie follows a young man (Hayden) who lives the high life by abusing his teleportation powers until he discovers that there have always been teleporters, and he now finds himself in the middle of a thousand year war between “jumpers” and their sworn enemies. Yeah, that whole Underworld type plot didn’t make a hell of a lot of sense to me either. And can Anakin pull off the leading man routine a movie?

My Blueberry Nights (release February 14, 2008; click here for preview) – Lets go through the reasons to see this film: Norah Jones, Natalie Portman, and Rachel Weiz. Oh yeah, Jude Law and David Straithairn are in it too. The film looks like extremely visually appealing, and despite the alarm bells of clichéd romantic comedy that might be going off in your head, imdb indicates there’s some poker in it. Portman and Weisz and Poker!? I’m there. This film, by rising directing star Wong Kar Wai follows, “a young woman (Jones) takes a soul-searching journey across America to resolve her questions about love while encountering a series of offbeat characters along the way.” Well that’s what imdb says – the preview indicates that Jones is in fact the main female protagonist. We shall see!

Movie fuzz

The Spiderwick Chronicles (release February 14, 2008: click here for preview) – Two monkeys were struggling to write a script and decided to literally combine Jumanji and The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. After about five minutes of mashing it together they spent another five writing “new” dialogue. Then Nickelodeon came in and took the script from them and turned it into a movie. The end. To make things worse, the trailer tries to make it look scary – but the movie is rated PG – COME ON. It follows a young boy who reads a forbidden book and then trolls start chasing him down. Of course he needs to plunge into their magical world full of dragons and swords and magic to defeat them and protect his home. Hey, I might end up seeing it anyways.

TV buzz

My love of the new Sarah Connor Chronicles should be obvious by now. If it isn’t, I hope it is now. The show continues to get better, laying the seeds for more and more plotlines that are sure to reap great results. And finally, House is coming back at the end of this week. It has been way too long without Hugh Laurie.

What do you think about…

Atonement. I think that this movie is not getting ANY attention. Sure, Blood has a ridiculous performance from Daniel Day-Lewis, sure Country had an intensity and suspense that only the Coens could deliver, and sure, Michael Clayton is the hip dark horse and even I want Juno to pull a huge upset. But Atonement was still GREAT!

On the web

10 terrifying women - you wont find your mom on here. Unless you are Jennifer Love Hewitt’s kid. This list has an amusing group of pretty scary women across a wide range of films. It’s worth checking out, and these are scary characters, not scary as in bad performances (Julia Roberts in Charlie Wilson’s War), nor scary in the why are you making movies sort of way (JLO in Gigli).

Oscar’s biggest mistakes - I love these articles – where people sound off on why awards shows missed the boat. This article focuses in on some of the best ones. It even predicts the biggest error the academy could commit: not giving Ellen Page an Oscar for Juno. Actually, the article doesn’t say that last part at all. But you all know that’s what I think.

Real movies with porn titles - this will lighten up your day – unless you REALLY wanted to relax and had to sit through “two long boob-free hours” as Peter Griffin would say. Some of these are pretty good, and this one even has a tie in to the Oscar piece above.

Um…really???

HEATH LEDGER! I was SHOCKED. Am shocked. I got a text from Brett saying “Heath Ledger died drugs.” Which I assumed to mean “Heath Ledger did drugs.” I thought, wouldn’t have thought it, but, no big deal. The next thing I know, I’m having a conversation about how he overdosed. Crushing. I thought he was a great actor with a great career ahead of him. Heath Ledger, you will be missed.

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-- Written by Aaron --

   

Bob’s October Movie Preview

By Bob 10/2/2008

Now that we have gotten through the sludge of September movies, it’s time for some Oscar contenders, and movies that think they’re good but not. Halloween is also this month so there is bound to be a lot of random horror movies going on and of course a Saw film to soak in. Whatever happens though, I’m gonna guess that at least one of the following gets some nods come Oscar time. With that, my October Movie Preview:

Cops, Robbers, and Blah

10) Pride and Glory: October 24th

From the director of Miracle comes one of the most clichéd trailers of ALL TIME. Edward Norton as A COP. Colin Farrell as HIMSELF. What more could we want from a movie? I don’t know, and I will likely never find out because this is not one flick I will be seeing.

9) Max Payne: October 17th

As I feverishly go through my mind trying to think of a video game adaptation that has actually been a good movie, I’m also reminded of all of the bad movies Marky Mark has made over the past ever (excluding The Departed and Boogie Nights of course). I would be shocked if there is anybody who is actually excited for this, as anybody who actually played the game has probably outgrown the genre.

8) Body of Lies: October 10th

Leonardo Dicaprio. Russell Crowe. Ridley Scott. Something about spies. The trailers really tell us nothing about this film except, “How am I supposed to run an operation when you’re running a side operation.” I don’t really know what that means, but Leo says it in the trailer. This film looks like another lame attempt by Ridley Scott and Russell Crowe to win Oscars. I’m not buying it.

7) Flash of Genius: October 3rd

Greg Kinnear stars as an man who invents the intermittent windshield wiper, and then has it stolen from him buy the major auto manufacturers. This just looks like a boring film that will get a lukewarm response. For some reason, however, it has been getting a huge level of marketing with television and even radio advertisements. I doubt people will buy it.

6) RocknRolla: October 10th

Guy Ritchie is back in the genre he knows best, and this appears to be an English gangster film much in the mold of Lock Stock and Snatch. We’ll see if he still has his stuff, but for now, I’ll just pop in my DVDs of the older films that I can trust, and look to be almost identical in plot to this one.

Movies that Intrigue Me

5) Changeling: October 24th

Angelina Jolie stars in this Clint Eastwood film about a woman whose son goes missing and is returned with something different. Any film that Eastwood directs (that’s not Flags of our Fathers of course) is worth checking out, and this looks to be no different. It got solid reviews with it premiered at Cannes, and Angelina Jolie is ready for a solid role.

4) W.: October 17th

A film that is certain to be the years most controversial, Oliver Stone directs this biopic about our current president. While I am sure Stone will exaggerate many of the details, there is no denying that he has put together an awesome cast including Josh Broling (as Bush), Elizibeth Banks (as First Lady Laura), James Cromwell (as his father H. W.), Richard Dreyfuss (as Cheney), Thadie Newton (as Condoleezza Rice) and others as the rest of his cabinet. Whatever happens in this film, it will certainly be interesting.

3) Synecdoche, New York: October 24th

A film that I have been awaiting since last year, this is Charlie Kauffman’s directorial debut. I have loved the films he has written (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Being John Malkovich, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, and Adaptation. ) and this should prove to be equally compelling. It stars Philip Seymour Hoffman as a playwright who attempts to put on a production in a warehouse that includes a scale model of New York. It will probably boggle our minds, but that is Kauffman, isn’t it?

2) Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist: October 3rd

Michael Cera and Kat Dennings star as the eponymous Nick and Norah who meet each other one night in New York and have adventures. Something about the trailer really brought this movie to my attention, probably the indie style that I love. Cera is always great, and Dennings was really cool in Charlie Bartlett, so I might make my way to a cinema this week to check it out.

1) Zach and Miri Make a Porno: October 31st

Seth Rogen and Elizibeth Banks star as two best friends who decide to make a porno together. This is Kevin Smith’s first film since Clerks 2, and I can only hope that it matches that film in hilarity. The only thing I don’t understand, is why are they releasing this film on Halloween? I guess there is probably a Saw film being released anyways.