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  The Buzz: 12/27/2007

Hope everyone had a great Christmas and holiday (or whatever else the religion-neutral greeting is).

Movies worth $10

I apologize in advance if anyone thinks these are too chick-flicky for you.

Snow Angels (release March 7, 2008; click here for preview) – follows the lives of Annie (Kate Beckinsale), her estranged husband Glenn (Sam Rockwell), and a high school kid Annie used to babysit, Arthur (Michael Angarano), among a few others. Annie and Glenn’s daughter goes missing – presumably kidnapped, or worse, and how it effects the small town they all live in. With the backdrop of the kidnapping and an intriguing web of interpersonal relationships beginning and ending, the movie looks like it could be great. But I’m stumbling over myself, check out the preview – I love it – one of my favorite previews in awhile, although it gives away a little bit of one plotline at the end.

Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day (release March 8, 2008; click here for preview) – Miss Pettigrew (Frances McDormand) is a middle-aged governess who finds herself out of work in 1939 London. She stumbles into a new job managing the life of ditzy American singer/actress Delsia Lafosse (Amy Adams). Miss Pettigrew struggles to contain Delsia’s erratic social life (i.e. too many affairs) and help Delsia find the one man she can be happy with. Of course Miss Pettigrew engages in the usual romantic comedy fare, including starting her own romance. Hey, give me a break, it has Amy Adams in it, she’s really funny, and McDormand has an Oscar.

Movies NOT worth $10

27 Dresses (release January 11, 2008; click here for preview) – I want to talk about this movie for two reasons. First and foremost the preview begins with a Regina Spektor song before foolishly diving into some alt-pop crap. Second the movie stars Katherine Heigl. Who would have thought the phrase, “always a bridesmaid, never a bride” would actually yield a movie? More substantively this looks like every single rom-com cliché was stuffed into it.

In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (release January 11, 2008; click here for preview) – I hope everyone else is on board here that this movie has the worst title ever. If the first part before the colon wasn’t corny enough, the second part has got to seal the deal for corniest title ever. The movie also HAS to suck because Uwe Boll made it. To make things worse the movie is 150 minutes long and is PG13, so Uwe Boll’s usual filler, nudity, won’t be able to save him. I’m expecting a discount LOTR with zero plot and atrocious dialogue. Shockingly enough the movie stars Jason Statham, John Rhys-Davies, Ray Liotta, Leelee Sobieski, Burt Reynolds, Ron Perlman, and Kristanna Loken. What were you all thinking?

TV Buzz

I bet a bunch of you watched It’s a Wonderful Life this holiday. Did you know that It’s a Wonderful Life used to be shown significantly more when TV studios used a copyright error to pay less royalties? Well now they can’t do that and they have cut down on showing the flick. Guess there’s always Netflix.

A touch of nostalgia

  Bob wrote a great article about ten years after Titanic that got me thinking about everything else that happened in 1997. In January Arafat returns to Hebron when Israel returns the West Bank; In February OJ is found liable in Civil Court to the tune of $35 million; In March The Notorious B.I.G is murdered in a drive-by-shooting; In April the serial killer Andrew Cunanan begins his killing spree; In May The U.K.’s Labor party and Tony Blair end eighteen years of conservative rule; In June (I turned 10) and Timothy McVeigh is convicted for the Oklahoma City Bombing; In July the U.K. returns Hong Kong to The People’s Republic of China; In August Princess Diana dies from a car crash in the Pont de l’Alma in Paris; In September Mother Theresa dies in Kolkata, India; In October the “circuit breaker” rule is used to slow a worldwide stock market crash; In November WorldCom and MCI Communications announce a $37 billion merger, the largest in U.S. history; In December Hong Kong kills all its chickens to prevent the spread of an early strand of avian influenza.

For more, from Hale-Bopp to Harry Potter to Deep Blue to Che to the Toyota Prius, click here.

What the papers say

Still longing for that Christmas feel? Want to soak in the spirit? Check out these cult and camp Christmas movies. Want to ruin the spirit? Check out some Scrooge favorites.  Still shopping? Check out this movie gift guide for geeks.

Wrap up the year with a little bit of retrospective from Yahoo! The biggest movies of 2007, the most popular trailers, the most popular stars (8/10 women) and looking forward, the most anticipated 2008 movies. I thought it was fun, and some of those #1 spots are surprising.

Now looking forward, check out what Hollywood dragged out of the recycle bin (sequels and remakes) to bring to screens near us in 2008. Some of these require a strong stomach and perhaps, lots of medication to avoid serious injury. Another article focuses on upcoming Superhero movies of 2008, becxause we clearly have not got enough of those lately. And have no fear, my 2008 major studio rundown will be forthcoming.

Um…really???

I caught Sweeney Todd this week and I have to say, what the HELL HBC! You are way way way too hot for Tim Burton!!! PLEASE move on. He looks SKETCHY as hell.

Who am I?

I starred in my first movie and every movie since.
Send your reply to saltystixtrivia@gmail.com.
Last week’s answer was Chow Yun-Fat

-- Written by Aaron --

   

Could “Avatar” Win Best Picture?

By Brett Hogan

 

Last week, the trailer for James Cameron’s sci-fi experiment “Avatar” debuted. While initially unimpressed with the teaser, I began to wonder: Could this film win best picture? 

 

Buzz has been generating for this movie for years. Years. The technology to make this movie didn’t exist when Cameron conceived it, so he invented it. When is the last time you heard of a director spearheading the invention of anything? The casting started in 2005. Most movies these days, even epics, are done in half that time. I could go on. 

 

The most important thing to take away from all of this is that people are saying this will be the future of movies. Now, I don’t agree with the idea that CGI will become more prevalent than it already is. But I do believe that this will set the bar miles higher for sci-fi. I mean, that is what Titanic did. And that won some awards if memory serves.

 

I’ll bet you’re asking yourself, how can you even suggest that a film like this will win Best Picture when the initial trailer was nothing better than visual stimulation? Well, there are a couple of reasons. First, the Academy has expanded Best Picture to ten films. This doesn’t guarantee anything other than improved chances for most films on the cusp.

 

Second, after last year’s Oscars debacle, which saw the best film of the year, “The Dark Knight,” not only get shafted in awards but nominations as well, the Academy is pulling out all the stops to appease those with the loudest voices in the film industry, the fanboys. Now, the Academy probably didn’t lose anything because of that other than some viewers of the award show. Perhaps if people are again outraged with the winners or nominees, the heads of the Academy would lose their jobs. So this is all about the Academy protecting itself, which is not so outrageous.  

 

 

Third, there is an economic motive here. I’ve heard this film will cost $190 million, not counting the R&D costs associated with Cameron’s inventions or the cost of getting 3-D cameras into every theater in the country. The Academy will do everything in its power to get people into the seats and make this the next “Titanic” or “The Dark Knight.” But the Academy doesn’t have much power, besides nominating and awarding, so they will slap the “Nominated for Best Picture” moniker onto every commercial and print ad to get the people who didn’t believe the critics to relent and see this movie.

 

Of course, all of this is pure conjecture, and no revolutionary film (Terminator 2, Jurassic Park, etc.) has ever won the Best Picture category because it changed the game. Except maybe Titanic. But still, could this movie actually win? My answer is no but a nomination is certain and who knows what could happen from there. We’ll know more come February 2010.