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By Aaron 6/25/2008

Only two months ago I bemoaned the disappearance of the true action heroes and the true action movies like Die Hard and Terminator. Recent disappointments have only made this ache worse but it seems like the light at the end of the tunnel might be coming into sight. The disappointing actioner Hitman comes to mind because it was possibly a new franchise, with a new face, with a popular character. But it failed despite a simplistic action movie formula of hardened killer meets beautiful victim and returns to the forces of good. Two movies by questionable action-hero-prototypes could salvage their careers and the struggling genre. The first, Babylon A.D. (release August 28, 2008; click here for preview) is sort of a Children of Men meets The Transporter, but on steroids. The second, Bangkok Dangerous (release September 5, 2008; click here for preview) is more The Hitman with a Bourne stirred in – almost like if The Matchstick Man was a killer instead of a con man.

Both movies seem to use the same formula discussed above but the previews alone seem a hell of a lot better than Hitman. The previews are a lot of fun – Babylon comes with the intense eerie music of the cliché action thriller (but it works here) and Bangkok expertly uses the Road to Perdition style sentimental action music. Instead of the limp elephant, err, Olyphant, we have Diesel and Nic Cage – both actors who can handle a gun and some comedy, which is a hell of a lot more than Hitman, offered us.

Babylon excites me because it takes just enough science-fiction and a hell of a lot of action to create a different (yet seemingly believable) world. It builds on previous stories (The Transporter for instance) and adds a purpose – a woman who needs protection from a hazardous world (Children of Men). Just like the Riddick movies, Diesel looks like he found a role he can connect to here. Sure there are a fair amount of dialogue clichés – even in the preview – but I’m not looking for a classic – I’m looking for a great blockbuster.

Bangkok interests me because it is the pure assassin flick that for once looks like it could be great. Does anyone remember the movie Assassins with Antonio Banderas and Sly Stallone? It was a lot of fun in the way that I hope this movie will – lots of “jobs” and explosive action and some sentimental crap thrown in to lighten the movie and give it some texture. Except the emotion here looks like real emotion instead of the forced BS in The Hitman.

I know this is all pointless speculation that I usually confine to my Buzz column but I get the sense that no one really knows about these movies or realizes how much fun they could be. When was the last time you saw a great action flick at the movie theatre? The Apatows and rom-coms have washed over us – animated flicks with celeb voices fill in and we don’t really get those hard hitting action flicks anymore. What would McClane say? What would the Terminator say?

If you want to read my mourning of the action hereo, click here. Or if you have other questions or comments for me, don't hesitate to shoot me an email at aaron.saltystix@gmail.com.


   

Bob’s October Movie Preview

By Bob 10/2/2008

Now that we have gotten through the sludge of September movies, it’s time for some Oscar contenders, and movies that think they’re good but not. Halloween is also this month so there is bound to be a lot of random horror movies going on and of course a Saw film to soak in. Whatever happens though, I’m gonna guess that at least one of the following gets some nods come Oscar time. With that, my October Movie Preview:

Cops, Robbers, and Blah

10) Pride and Glory: October 24th

From the director of Miracle comes one of the most clichéd trailers of ALL TIME. Edward Norton as A COP. Colin Farrell as HIMSELF. What more could we want from a movie? I don’t know, and I will likely never find out because this is not one flick I will be seeing.

9) Max Payne: October 17th

As I feverishly go through my mind trying to think of a video game adaptation that has actually been a good movie, I’m also reminded of all of the bad movies Marky Mark has made over the past ever (excluding The Departed and Boogie Nights of course). I would be shocked if there is anybody who is actually excited for this, as anybody who actually played the game has probably outgrown the genre.

8) Body of Lies: October 10th

Leonardo Dicaprio. Russell Crowe. Ridley Scott. Something about spies. The trailers really tell us nothing about this film except, “How am I supposed to run an operation when you’re running a side operation.” I don’t really know what that means, but Leo says it in the trailer. This film looks like another lame attempt by Ridley Scott and Russell Crowe to win Oscars. I’m not buying it.

7) Flash of Genius: October 3rd

Greg Kinnear stars as an man who invents the intermittent windshield wiper, and then has it stolen from him buy the major auto manufacturers. This just looks like a boring film that will get a lukewarm response. For some reason, however, it has been getting a huge level of marketing with television and even radio advertisements. I doubt people will buy it.

6) RocknRolla: October 10th

Guy Ritchie is back in the genre he knows best, and this appears to be an English gangster film much in the mold of Lock Stock and Snatch. We’ll see if he still has his stuff, but for now, I’ll just pop in my DVDs of the older films that I can trust, and look to be almost identical in plot to this one.

Movies that Intrigue Me

5) Changeling: October 24th

Angelina Jolie stars in this Clint Eastwood film about a woman whose son goes missing and is returned with something different. Any film that Eastwood directs (that’s not Flags of our Fathers of course) is worth checking out, and this looks to be no different. It got solid reviews with it premiered at Cannes, and Angelina Jolie is ready for a solid role.

4) W.: October 17th

A film that is certain to be the years most controversial, Oliver Stone directs this biopic about our current president. While I am sure Stone will exaggerate many of the details, there is no denying that he has put together an awesome cast including Josh Broling (as Bush), Elizibeth Banks (as First Lady Laura), James Cromwell (as his father H. W.), Richard Dreyfuss (as Cheney), Thadie Newton (as Condoleezza Rice) and others as the rest of his cabinet. Whatever happens in this film, it will certainly be interesting.

3) Synecdoche, New York: October 24th

A film that I have been awaiting since last year, this is Charlie Kauffman’s directorial debut. I have loved the films he has written (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Being John Malkovich, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, and Adaptation. ) and this should prove to be equally compelling. It stars Philip Seymour Hoffman as a playwright who attempts to put on a production in a warehouse that includes a scale model of New York. It will probably boggle our minds, but that is Kauffman, isn’t it?

2) Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist: October 3rd

Michael Cera and Kat Dennings star as the eponymous Nick and Norah who meet each other one night in New York and have adventures. Something about the trailer really brought this movie to my attention, probably the indie style that I love. Cera is always great, and Dennings was really cool in Charlie Bartlett, so I might make my way to a cinema this week to check it out.

1) Zach and Miri Make a Porno: October 31st

Seth Rogen and Elizibeth Banks star as two best friends who decide to make a porno together. This is Kevin Smith’s first film since Clerks 2, and I can only hope that it matches that film in hilarity. The only thing I don’t understand, is why are they releasing this film on Halloween? I guess there is probably a Saw film being released anyways.