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By Aaron 6/18/2008

Two summers ago, the AFI list was a curiosity to me that soon developed into a challenge I wanted to conquer. So I printed the list and checked them off one by one until I had seen all of the movies. I really liked some of the movies – especially movies that I would not have thought I would like or probably would not have watched (Sunset Blvd, All About Eve, etc), and there were some that I thought should not be on the list. My “curiosity,” or maybe we should call it “confusion,” returned when AFI reissued their list last summer. Well I thought, maybe they just want to include movies that have been made in the last ten years. That seemed to be logical. Only later would I realize that the AFI does not run on “logic.”

While some new movies were added to the list, many more “old” movies were added to the list. And when I say old I mean old – at least three or four SILENT movies suddenly made the list. Maybe I’m bad at following trends but it seems that in the last decade NO MOVIES HAVE BEEN MADE WITHOUT SOUND so those movies probably not as influential. The silent movies is really just the tip of the iceberg, but I digress. AFI’s new10 Greatest Films in 10 Greatest Genres” seems to be like another top 100 list because (check my math) that adds up to 100 movies. Also apparently the classic genres are animation, romantic comedy, western, sports, mystery, fantasy, sci-fi, gangster, courtroom drama, and epic. While some of those could be debated, it showed a continuing trend of the academy looking backward and not forward to the emergence of new genres (spoofs, teen, mockumentary, documentary, holiday, hell even ‘sequels’ could perhaps be a genre). And the AFI continues to ignore movies made in the last few years, of the 90 live action movies only ONE was made in the last decade (Saving Private Ryan in 1998).

Animation was the first category: 1. "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs," 1937; 2. "Pinocchio," 1940; 3. "Bambi," 1942; 4. "The Lion King," 1994; 5. "Fantasia," 1940; 6. "Toy Story," 1995; 7. "Beauty and the Beast," 1991; 8. "Shrek," 2001; 9. "Cinderella," 1950; 10. "Finding
Nemo," 2003. This is exactly what I am talking about – refusing to consider the later years and the progression of movies. Sure, I get it, Snow White was the first feature length animated flick so I’ll let that #1 slide but putting Beast at 7! The only animated film to ever be nominated for best picture! Come on. What about Finding Nemo one of the most popular animated movies of all time floundering in 10th place behind the “juggernauts” of Cinderella, Pinocchio, and Bambi. Or the AFI could have SACKED UP and chosen some adult animated movies like A Scanner Darkly.

Fantasy is the second category and one that confuses me: 1. "The Wizard of Oz," 1939; 2. "The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring," 2001; 3. "It's a Wonderful Life," 1946; 4. "King Kong," 1933; 5. "Miracle on 34th Street, 1947; 6. "Field of Dreams," 1989; 7. "Harvey," 1950; 8. "Groundhog Day," 1993; 9. "The
Thief of Bagdad," 1924; 10. "Big," 1988. By biggest problem with most of these movies is that the AFI definition of fantasy (basically anything that happens outside ordinary life) isn’t really how most people conceive “fantasy.” The first two are clearly in the right place and define the genre. But its is followed by what I would consider “a holiday movie,” “a monster movie,” “a holiday movie,” “a sports movie” (more on this later), “a drama,” and a few comedies. Magic, creatures, action, and well, magic seem to constitute the fantasy genre to me. How about we get some Willow or something like that, on this list. The big problem is that their definition creates a tenuous difference between fantasy and sci-fi which include “fantasy” types like Star Wars and such.

Gangster is the third category and the one I am most happy with: 1. "The Godfather," 1972; 2. "Goodfellas," 1990; 3. "The Godfather Part II," 1974; 4. "White Heat," 1949; 5. "Bonnie and Clyde," 1967; 6. "Scarface: The Shame of a Nation," 1932; 7. "Pulp Fiction," 1994; 8. "The Public Enemy," 1931; 9. "Little Caesar,"
1930; 10. "Scarface," 1983. These movies are good and good enough that a bunch are on the AFI 100 proper list. I am a LITTLE surprised they consider Pulp Fiction a gangster movie. My biggest disappointment is the institute’s failure to realize The Departed for what it was. Not only an intense look at modern organized crime but also a movie that breezed life back into the underworld crime genre.

Sci-Fi is the fourth category and another one I am pretty happy with: 1. "2001: A Space Odyssey," 1968; 2. "Star Wars: Episode IV A New Hope," 1977; 3. "E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial," 1982; 4. "A Clockwork Orange," 1971; 5. "The Day The Earth Stood Still," 1951; 6. "Blade Runner," 1982; 7. "Alien," 1979; 8. "Terminator 2: Judgment Day," 1991; 9. "Invasion of the Body Snatchers,"
1956; 10. "Back to the Future," 1985. Almost perfect. Putting aside my stubborn contention that 2001 is overrated, I’m not sure (no matter how good it is) that I would call A Clockwork Orange a sci-fi movie. A few old movies clutter the genre blocking modern revolutions like The Matrix, but I already complained about that above. Not seeing The Empire Strikes Back is a little surprising too.

Western is the fifth category and can only be described as “curious:” 1. "The Searchers," 1956; 2. "High Noon," 1952; 3. "Shane," 1953; 4. "Unforgiven," 1992; 5. "Red River," 1948; 6. "The Wild Bunch," 1969; 7. "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid," 1969; 8. "McCabe & Mrs. Miller," 1971; 9. "Stagecoach," 1939; 10. "Cat
Ballou," 1965. If I was writing a letter to the institute it would probably begin with, “Dear AFI, have you heard of Clint Eastwood?” Maybe I would end it there and just sign my name. Sure they have Unforgiven down but they ignore the whole Eastwood era (admittedly the classics are Italian classics like The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, but COME ON). And after Unforgiven there haven’t really been that much more to add although I did really like the remake of 3:10 to Yuma.

Sports is the sixth category and clearly describes an activity no AFI member ever participated in: 1. "Raging Bull," 1980; 2. "Rocky," 1976; 3. "The Pride of the Yankees," 1942; 4. "Hoosiers," 1986; 5. "Bull Durham," 1988; 6. "The Hustler," 1961; 7. "Caddyshack," 1980; 8. "Breaking Away," 1979; 9.
"National Velvet," 1944; 10. "Jerry Maguire," 1996. Besides that I think Raging Bull is overrated, this category frustrates me, the AFI defines “sports” as a genre where the protagonist is engaged in an athletic competition. Jerry Maguire – not playing sports, Caddyshack – not really about sports, or really even golf, and well, The Hustler is about POOL. Field of Dreams is about the love of the game and how as an American pastime it defined a generation and continues to define the relationship between father and son. Costner knew so much about the love of the game after this flick that he made another shittier flick with that same title. What were they thinking? Instead they put Bull Durham as the modern baseball flick. Thanks. How about a movie about a sport continuing to gain in popularity like football with a movie like Any Given Sunday? No? Okay, fine.

Mystery is the seventh category and not one I usually think of (I usually call it suspense): 1. "Vertigo," 1958; 2. "Chinatown," 1974; 3. "Rear Window," 1954; 4. "Laura," 1944; 5. "The Third Man," 1949; 6. "The Maltese Falcon," 1941; 7. "North By Northwest," 1959; 8. "Blue
Velvet," 1986; 9. "Dial M for Murder," 1954; 10. "The Usual Suspects," 1995. I like the first three so that’s a really good start. AFI 100 holdovers like The Third Man and The Maltese Falcon didn’t do a whole lot for me but the list here shows a small turn toward the future with a movie made only thirteen years ago! I would have liked to see a gutsy pick like Memento here but, as usual the AFI plays it safe.

Romantic Comedy is the eighth category and the list is mildly interesting: 1. "City Lights," 1931; 2. "Annie Hall," 1977; 3. "It Happened One Night," 1934; 4. "Roman Holiday," 1953; 5. "The Philadelphia Story," 1940; 6. "When Harry Met Sally ...," 1989; 7. "Adam's Rib," 1949; 8. "Moonstruck," 1987; 9. "Harold and Maude," 1971; 10. "Sleepless
in Seattle," 1993. Rom-Coms fascinate me – to the extent that I’ll probably write a whole analysis of them one day when I find the time but it is very interesting to me that the AFI did not think any of the rom-coms of the past twenty years were worthy here. Very interesting considering the almost rigid three genre production of the last years between action, drama, rom-com. Annie Hall would be my number one but since I like the high placement of AFI 100 vets It Happened One Night and The Philadelphia Story, I won’t complain too loudly.

Courtroom Drama is the ninth category and seems the most artificially created: 1. "To Kill a Mockingbird," 1962; 2. "12 Angry Men," 1957; 3. "Kramer Vs. Kramer," 1979; 4. "The Verdict," 1982; 5. "A Few Good Men," 1992; 6. "Witness for the Prosecution," 1957; 7. "Anatomy of a Murder," 1959; 8. "In Cold Blood," 1967; 9. "A Cry
in the Dark," 1988; 10. "Judgment at Nuremberg," 1961. I love TKM but besides a famous scene it doesn’t really seem as much of a courtroom movie as 12 Angry Men. Since the definition is just “the justice system” I would have liked The Fugitive to be on here, or at the very least, they could have been nice and used Ford’s Witness. At the end of the day though how many people are like, “lets go rent a courtroom drama!”

Epic is the last category and has some solid movies: 1. "Lawrence of Arabia," 1962; 2. "Ben-Hur," 1959; 3. "Schindler's List," 1993; 4. "Gone With the Wind," 1939; 5. "Spartacus," 1960; 6. "Titanic," 1997; 7. "All Quiet on the Western Front," 1930; 8. "Saving Private
Ryan," 1998; 9. "Reds," 1981; 10. "The Ten Commandments," 1956. The AFI definition basically translates to “long movie about history,” which doesn’t give a whole lot of guidance. But it is tough to argue with the first two although again, I think Schlindler’s is very overrated. What about Gladiator? A best picture movie that inspired many pretenders and revitalized the epic (albeit for a short time). Then think of all the movies in other categories that you would likely describe as epics, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings…did they not want to double dip, or were those imaginings of ‘history’ too different?

In the end this list left me very unsatisfied and quite frustrated (although that isn’t hard to do). I would have thought the utilitarian fact that the AFI committee had to be getting younger would have put newer movies into these lists but I guess we’ll have to wait another ten years – and then the movies will have to compete with all the silent films! Yikes!

If you want to read my rant last year about the new top 100 list, click here. Or if you have other questions or comments for me, don't hesitate to shoot me an email at aaron.saltystix@gmail.com.


   

Bob’s October Movie Preview

By Bob 10/2/2008

Now that we have gotten through the sludge of September movies, it’s time for some Oscar contenders, and movies that think they’re good but not. Halloween is also this month so there is bound to be a lot of random horror movies going on and of course a Saw film to soak in. Whatever happens though, I’m gonna guess that at least one of the following gets some nods come Oscar time. With that, my October Movie Preview:

Cops, Robbers, and Blah

10) Pride and Glory: October 24th

From the director of Miracle comes one of the most clichéd trailers of ALL TIME. Edward Norton as A COP. Colin Farrell as HIMSELF. What more could we want from a movie? I don’t know, and I will likely never find out because this is not one flick I will be seeing.

9) Max Payne: October 17th

As I feverishly go through my mind trying to think of a video game adaptation that has actually been a good movie, I’m also reminded of all of the bad movies Marky Mark has made over the past ever (excluding The Departed and Boogie Nights of course). I would be shocked if there is anybody who is actually excited for this, as anybody who actually played the game has probably outgrown the genre.

8) Body of Lies: October 10th

Leonardo Dicaprio. Russell Crowe. Ridley Scott. Something about spies. The trailers really tell us nothing about this film except, “How am I supposed to run an operation when you’re running a side operation.” I don’t really know what that means, but Leo says it in the trailer. This film looks like another lame attempt by Ridley Scott and Russell Crowe to win Oscars. I’m not buying it.

7) Flash of Genius: October 3rd

Greg Kinnear stars as an man who invents the intermittent windshield wiper, and then has it stolen from him buy the major auto manufacturers. This just looks like a boring film that will get a lukewarm response. For some reason, however, it has been getting a huge level of marketing with television and even radio advertisements. I doubt people will buy it.

6) RocknRolla: October 10th

Guy Ritchie is back in the genre he knows best, and this appears to be an English gangster film much in the mold of Lock Stock and Snatch. We’ll see if he still has his stuff, but for now, I’ll just pop in my DVDs of the older films that I can trust, and look to be almost identical in plot to this one.

Movies that Intrigue Me

5) Changeling: October 24th

Angelina Jolie stars in this Clint Eastwood film about a woman whose son goes missing and is returned with something different. Any film that Eastwood directs (that’s not Flags of our Fathers of course) is worth checking out, and this looks to be no different. It got solid reviews with it premiered at Cannes, and Angelina Jolie is ready for a solid role.

4) W.: October 17th

A film that is certain to be the years most controversial, Oliver Stone directs this biopic about our current president. While I am sure Stone will exaggerate many of the details, there is no denying that he has put together an awesome cast including Josh Broling (as Bush), Elizibeth Banks (as First Lady Laura), James Cromwell (as his father H. W.), Richard Dreyfuss (as Cheney), Thadie Newton (as Condoleezza Rice) and others as the rest of his cabinet. Whatever happens in this film, it will certainly be interesting.

3) Synecdoche, New York: October 24th

A film that I have been awaiting since last year, this is Charlie Kauffman’s directorial debut. I have loved the films he has written (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Being John Malkovich, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, and Adaptation. ) and this should prove to be equally compelling. It stars Philip Seymour Hoffman as a playwright who attempts to put on a production in a warehouse that includes a scale model of New York. It will probably boggle our minds, but that is Kauffman, isn’t it?

2) Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist: October 3rd

Michael Cera and Kat Dennings star as the eponymous Nick and Norah who meet each other one night in New York and have adventures. Something about the trailer really brought this movie to my attention, probably the indie style that I love. Cera is always great, and Dennings was really cool in Charlie Bartlett, so I might make my way to a cinema this week to check it out.

1) Zach and Miri Make a Porno: October 31st

Seth Rogen and Elizibeth Banks star as two best friends who decide to make a porno together. This is Kevin Smith’s first film since Clerks 2, and I can only hope that it matches that film in hilarity. The only thing I don’t understand, is why are they releasing this film on Halloween? I guess there is probably a Saw film being released anyways.